This site for adults only.

Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Pheromones Do Work

See, Pheromones do work.

Sex pheromones, the chemicals some scientists believe waft off the body to help attract sexual partners, are processed differently in the brain depending on our sexuality.

Scientists have found that a potent chemical lurking in male sweat causes a rush of electrical activity in the brains of straight women and gay men, while lesbians and straight men treat it like any other odour.

Ivanka Savic, a neuroscientist at the Stockholm Brain Institute who led the study, said the finding suggested that specific brain circuits were engaged when people were exposed to chemicals they found sexually stimulating. The scans did not reveal whether sexual behaviour was learned or hard-wired.

Three groups of 12 volunteers, including lesbians, heterosexual women and straight men, were asked to sniff a variety of odours. They included odourless air, four common scents and androstadienone, a chemical abundant in male sweat and suspected of acting as a male pheromone. - source

Brandi Belle

Here are the pics and videos of Brandi Belle for today.

“I personally guarantee that my own site is not like any other girls webpage you have ever seen on the web today.”

Quote from Brandi Belle site:

First off, let me tell you that I actually get naked and I do lots of crazy things with lots of CRAZY people (yes, they really are crazy, check out the unemployed soccer guy!) This is not a website that you will join and see me dance around inside fully clothed removing my socks and claiming I am naked. This is not a website you will join and see me suck on lollipops pretending them to be dicks, why? because I prefer real dick. This is my website and I do what I want to do. If I want to fuck the guy that works at a parking lot, pickup a random stranger grocery shopping or swallow some guys cum out of a shot glass, I will. Dont believe me?

:arrow: Enter Brandi Belle

Captain Stabbin

Check out Captain Stabbin

It may be old, but it’s still funny. Captain Stabbin likes to take hot girls out on his boat and get them to fuck him. He is a dirty old man that Captain Stabbin.

He gives these girls a little ass to mouth and there are some good blowjob scenes.

Today is also a good day for teen porn.

You can see some wild sex of these hot couples who pick up cute teen girls for sex. The couples have chosen to allow a third sex partner into the relationship, but only for sex - no strings attached. So you have these hot girls who are totally into the sex.

See it here: Couples Seduce Teens

50 Guy Creampie

Would you eat a pussy after 50 guys came inside of it?

Take a look at the 50 Guy Cream Pie

Check it out you hardcore motherfuckers! Q: What is sloppy seconds? A: Who cares this is 50 Guy Creampie! Watch superstar euroslut Jenifer get fucked every which way possible by 50 of the nastiest bastards ever put on this planet. This is a must see for any creampie fanatic!

Download Creampie Movies

Discreet Online Shopping

A friend of mine is getting married next month and I needed to find a place to order a bachelor gag gift. Glad I found Discreet Shopping Online.

Adult Gag Gifts

If you are looking for adult gag gifts, check out this page. A friend is getting married and I just ordered some stuff.

Bikini Contest Porn

These hot babes are expecting to to do a photo shoot in bikini wear. Somehow moments later, they’re sucking and fucking to their hearts content. It’s all about persuasion and smokin’ sluts at Bikini Contest Porn. First they show us a tiny bikini pose, then comes a little tit and before you know it, our bikini model is taking cock in every place imaginable.

Free webcam videos

Milfs - Hot Moms on Cam!

This stands for “Moms I’d Like to Fuck!” - and boy would I!

Click Here for MILFs and be sure to check out the live milfs

That’s plenty of MILF porn to keep any man busy for at least a day. And don’t forget the LIVE CHAT! You can chat to these women, RIGHT NOW.

Here is a direct link to a live milf chat and you get live cam and chat for FREE!

My First Blumpkin

Well, I finally got my first Blumpkin.

Blumpkin

Here is yours truly sitting on the throne getting his cock sucked. She only agreed to a picture if I promised to not show her face. She has no clue about this site, so I am sharing this pic with you just for the fun of it.

What is a Blumpkin?

A Blumpkin is when you get a blowjob while sitting on the toilet. This is how Mookie starts out his day. Nothing like a good old blowjob while sitting with my balls dangling and her chin on the seat while I face fuck her.

This girl is a freak, and into some freaky shit. I asked her if she ever gave a guy a blumpkin, and so here is the pic. Swingers make the best sex partners :)

Girls picking their nose pics

Ok, ok, ok. I know. You don’t want to see them, but you’re gonna look anyway! Here are some galleries of pictures of really hot, sexy girls picking their nose!

Booger Fetish - girls picking nose.

Woman Flushes Penis Down Toilet

This woman must’ve been super fucking pissed at this guy. She tricked him into letting her tie him up and then she cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet - Source

Now, that’s Romance for you. If this woman is looking for a little bondage fun, there’s plenty of people looking to be tied up online. Check out Alt .com

What a Headline:


Woman Flushes Boyfriend’s Penis Down Toilet

Organ Recovered And Reattached

The man is hospitalized Monday, recovering from surgery to have his penis reattached.

The suspect, 33-year-old Kim Tran (left), is charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.
Police said the incident happened Saturday night when the 44-year-old man and Tran argued at their anchorage home.

A short time later, the two were involved in sexual relations when the man agreed to be tied up to the windowsill.

It was at that point, police said, Tran used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner’s member and flush it down the toilet.

Tran then untied the man and rushed him to the hospital as crews searched for and recovered the organ from the sewer, police said.

Surgeons were able to reattach the member, but said it will take time to determine whether the operation will be successful.

Police said they were surprised by the nature of the crime.

“This is something that I have never seen before in my 15-years at the police department,” said Anchorage Police Department spokeswoman Anita Shell. “It’s a very unusual type of assault.”

Sorry, for the long copy and paste - but that is the craziest fucking story ever.

Think about this the next time you let a girl tie you up guys.

More: Browse Personals and find girls on live cams.

Fukuoko Massage Gloves

Hmmm, okay. So I want to sit back and start pleasing myself while watching a girl on cam. I could either get some lotion and start wacking away at myself or put on one of these. This is a Fukuoko Massage Glove.

Allow me to quote the site:

Check out the latest in self-pleasuring massagers. This is the Fukuoku Massage Glove. It is to be worn by men while pleasuring themselves. Either alone, or with friends. A great gift item, and is the latest in masturbation technology online. It is waterproof.

Nevermind, I don’t think I have to say anymore. Check out these Fukuoko things.
Don’t just sit there. You can put on these magical dick pleasuring gloves and pleasure yourself like you’ve never imagined.

How many guys are going to buy a pair of these things and spend the first weekend drunk vibrating their dicks off while sipping beers and listening to Black Sabbath? It’s going to be a long winter for some, might as well have some fun online.

Live Cams

Ok, Just so you know fuck ass - here as the Live Cams